Saturday, October 24, 2009

cEriTa CeRiTa LawaK vs How 2 MaKe WOmEn HaPY..

Ari ni aku Sgt2 la busan.. Then t'ringat membe aku layan cte2 lawak kt tenet ritu, aku pon bukak la gak.. Tu jek kot cre nak ilang kn busan nih ouh..!! Aku pon bce la cte2 LAWAK YG X BRAPE NAK LAWAK SGT tuh.. Kadang2 sampi aku rase cm nak baling jek LAPTOP aku tuh.. Coz cte dye lawak hbs.. Mcm HAMPEH jep.. (%*^&@#$#$%#$**) ..BUDUSH jep!!! Kalo da xde bakat nak tulis cte lawak x yah uat ler.. Haish..!!! Tp x sume la HAMPEH ade gak la yg leyh uat aku KETAWE bedeKAH deKAH.. hehe...

THEN aku t'bace la satu cerite... It is about "HOW 2 MAKE WOMAN HEPY".. Kadang2 konpiuz gak aku ni cte lawak ke??
Ahhh.. Mane2 jep la... Okeyh nih aku POST kan pasal mende alah nih...

..HOW 2 MAKE WOMAN HAPY..

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

BTW.. Mcm dye ckap act, LAKI ni kene TRUST their WOMAN .. WHERE EVER they go or ANYTHING they do.. Jgn asek nak pk y bukan2 jep.. THEY need THEIR SPACE .. TRY to be OPEN wif ur WOMAN.. UNDERSTAND them.. and THE MOST IMPORTANT jgn la t'lalu M'NGIKAT or M'NGONGKONG mereke.. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LIFE..!!!

Hurmm.. Aku sndri as a WOMAN setuju la ape y tertulis d atas tuh..BUT why bile PART nak Hepy kn LAKI mcm tuh?? Is that a joke?? PELIK kn?? Derrr...

Monday, October 19, 2009

MaLaS, His BUFDAY, & KaRaokE!!!

Uhhh.. MALAS gilew aku weyh... Nak Uat Esemen pon MALAS...!! Nak 2lis note pon MALAS... Ape nak jd tah la... Tp 2lis BLOG ni rajin plak kn..(haha..).. Hurm.. (mati akal jup.. ape sebenarnye cube nak ku sampaikn.. haha..)

OK!!! Aku tingat lak mase BUFDAY dye.. Aku budget cm leyh spent tyme ngn dye la.. Tp bufday dye same ngn mak dye... SO, sambut skali jalan jep kn.. Walopon ape yg aku plan lari cket, tp BUFDAY PARTY 2 still meriah.. n I hope that he LIKE my BUFDAY PRESENT.. HOPE so TAYUNK.. n Im HEPY 2 if UR MOTHER LUV our PRESENT .. hehe.. =) .. ahha.. HADIAH ape DI RASIE kn... Lalala..

Sebenarnye, Mase BUFDAY dye aku plan cm ni.. Urmm... haha.. x yah g tau la... PLAN ni aku bawak tok taon depan jep... n HOPEFULLY, next year BUFDAY awak owg leyh sambot ngn dye jep keyh B..
Juz U & ME... <3<3 ... weee...

Ni BUFDAY CAKE nye.. Comeyl kn lilin tuh.. (..haha.. aku y beli tau..!!!)


URMM.. Ni plak BUFDAY BOY nye... HAHA.. MATE dye CEMENG cket keyh... Dye SAKET MATE.. (risau jek aku..)


...HEPY BUFDAY TAYUNK...

THEN... Tbe la ari aku blek ke TANAH AIR (ahha..cm aku dok OVERSEAS lak kn??.. hehe..) Balek ke kolej la tuh.. HURM sedeyh jep rase.. Mcm la x dpt jumpe lg konon.. Tp mase aku kt UMAH DYE, dye sempat la bawak aku jalan2.. p KARAOKE pe sume.. hehe.. THANKX AWAK..!!! Next Tyme owg dtg g keyh...

NEK BUZ sampi la SEMBAN... vromm2.. Aku sampi Semban membe2 aku da tgu... DORG la y salu amek anta aku... p2 mcm bese la... BERCERITE panjang.. hehe... Tgok PIC , VIDEO pe sume.. VIDEO ape jep yg ade pon.. Video karaoke jep la... ehhe.. SEDAP HBS sore aku... (sengau!!!)

JUP G, x pasal2 DORG lak mabok nak p karaoke.. Aku pon LAYAN kan ajep la.. Mende FREE kot... DAK2 ni PAYONG.. JALAN sajep la..
HEHE... SO, kami owg pon b' KARAOKE la sampi LEBAM.. Hehe...
sampi SOWE aku x de wow... haha.. Tp BESH gilew...






AHHA.. ni la MEREKE.. SONOK sgt ha.. Ape2 pon MUKE aku sgt la LENGE!!!!

SaDly MisShIN YoU!!!

MISSHIN....!!!
Haish, bru jep DYE gerak blek aku da windu...
Hurm... Tah nape tah..
Angau agaknye aku nih.. hahaha..

Pesanan AKU tok DYE (Dlm nada GEDIK n POYO..)

"HEY U!!! Jg dri keyh.. Keje Lek lok.. Jgn Men.. Jgn Uat hal.. "

Hee.. tu jek ke sebenarnye aku nak g tau dye..??? haha... SENGAL tol CEK SYIERA nih...

Oh ha.. ni la upe aku smlm pas ko balek ko tau.. BUSAN gile!!!

Nampak BUSAN kn?? Mmg BAPAK busan la weyh!!! grr..
SADLY MISSHIN U BABE!!!

* P/S: Tema color tyme ni MERAH jep keyh.. (haha..)

AbOuT SeIrA OkeYH..

OMG!!!
My PAGE is going GREEN!!
It's difficult yeah.....!!!

May b coz aku bru g kot layan blogger nih... ahha..
Finally aku join jugak mende alah nih..
Tp x tau la sampi bile kn..
Aku nih rajin plak nak on9 nih...

BTW, thnkx 2 " che J" bkn name sebenar 4 helping me 2 do diz blog...
JASE MU D KENANG..!! ehhe..

Act, da lame gak aku b'cte2 nak uat mende alah nih...
Tp pham2 jek la...
MALAS!!!

Lets straightly go bout MYSELF...

"NUR SYAHIRAH ABDUL WAHID"
  • Anak kepade :
      • Ayahanda t'chenta ABDUL WAHID b ABDUL RAHMAN.
      • Ibunda t'sayang HABSHAH bt NASARUDDIN.
  • Have 4 siblingx including me (2 sis, 1 bro, n me lorh..)
      • Kakak ku y sporting NUR SYAHILA ABDUL WAHID dan telah b'kahwin dgn abg iparku HELMI.
      • Kakak ku y agak Sewel (Funny..) SHAHIDA ABDUL WAHID da kawen jugak ye dgn HAIRUL abg iparku.
      • My late Bro MOHD KHAIRUL NIZAM ABDUL WAHID. (mish him..)
      • Last kali AKU la..


  • But now aku da b'tmbah 2 ANAK BUAH yg comel n suke BULI acu mereke nih.. GERAM aku!!!
  • (D sbb kn mereke ni generasi len aku color nme dorg color len.. HAHA..!!!)
      • MOHD DANISH IQBAL b HAIRUL (opss!! aku x sure plak name abg ipar aku nih!! sowie ea ABG HAIRUL..)
      • Da 2nd 1 DHIYA KHALISYA bte HELMI (same jugak not sure.. hehe.. sowie jgak ABG MIE..)







F
AMILY aku.. hehe..!!! =P


Haha..
Gilew SENGAL muke aku...!! (tp still CUTE kn3??)
  • Owg PERAK ( TRUELY PERAK.. lahir n membesaw d PERAK keyh) n 4 surely bangge konon jd anak jati PERAK. (poyo kn!!)
  • Was born on 31 OCTOBER 19**.. Umow?? ( Try cr sndri yep...)
  • Peberet color?? Hurm.. act, suke color y sgt meriah.. Tp y plg suke KUNEN la...
  • In RELATIONSHIP now n 4sure LUV HIM DAMN CRAZY MUCH.. (heee... poyo jep kn?? )



..My EBIT..
KHAIRILSYAM ABDUL RASHID
..Taken by HIM..